Trump Took a Break from Bragging About His “Ceasefire” to Insult AOC

In Oslo, the Inquiry sign is lit. Please hold all Nobel tickets. Please hold all tickets. From Reuters, we learn that the president paused on the White House lawn to explain the intricacies in forging peace in the Levant.

We basically have two countries that have been fighting for so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing, you understand that?

Well, gee whillikers, Mr. President, one does easily get lost in the intricacies of the situation and the subtleties of your analytical mind, but I think I grasped the nub of your gist. He was much more eloquent on his social media platform.

ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

First of all, what the hell is a friendly plane wave? A new feature on Dora the Explorer? Is it the pilots who wave from the cockpits, or do they just waggle their wings at each other? Oops, another bomb came loose. Sorry about that. Also, who in the hell signs their posts with their full name and occupation? If Joe Biden did that, Tapper and Thompson Ferguson would have a sequel on the stands by Thursday.

Conspicuously, though, as the “ceasefire” is rapidly revealed to have been a product of his misfiring synapses—his mind at this point must look like the bridge of the Enterprise when the destruct mechanism hits zero—there is a return to familiar themes. See if you can find the shards of sanity herein, and no fair using the electron microscope out in the garage.

Stupid AOC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, one of the “dumbest” people in Congress, is now calling for my Impeachment, despite the fact that the Crooked and Corrupt Democrats have already done that twice before. The reason for her “rantings” is all of the Victories that the U.S.A. has had under the Trump Administration. The Democrats aren’t used to WINNING, and she can’t stand the concept of our Country being successful again. When we examine her Test Scores, we will find out that she is NOT qualified for office but, nevertheless, far more qualified than Crockett, who is a seriously Low IQ individual, or Ilhan Omar, who does nothing but complain about our Country, yet the Failed Country that she comes from doesn’t have a Government, is drenched in Crime and Poverty, and is rated one of the WORST in the World, if it’s even rated at all. How dare “The Mouse” tells us how to run the United States of America! We’re just now coming back from that Radical Left experiment with Sleepy Joe, Kamala, and “THE AUTOPEN,” in charge. What a disaster it was! AOC should be forced to take the Cognitive Test that I just completed at Walter Reed Medical Center, as part of my Physical. As the Doctor in charge said, “President Trump ACED it,” meaning, I got every answer right. Instead of her constant complaining, Alexandria should go back home to Queens, where I was also brought up, and straighten out her filthy, disgusting, crime ridden streets, in the District she “represents,” and which she never goes to anymore. She better start worrying about her own Primary, before she thinks about beating our Great Palestinian Senator, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, whose career is definitely on very thin ice! She and her Democrat friends have just hit the Lowest Poll Numbers in Congressional History, so go ahead and try Impeaching me, again, MAKE MY DAY!

Aced it, ya bastids.

Okay, pal. Now explain what a “friendly plane wave” is. An anxious nation awaits your leadership.